Don’t be shocked if Michelle Obama sneaks her way into 2024 race

Biden won’t debate. Can’t. Our codger-in-chief can’t even read the prewritten script in front of him fast enough to pronounce the words.

So, forget him — which most of us already have.

Coming back now — Obama. Not him. HER!

We’ve heard this drumbeat for a while. Now it’s louder.

Plans are to grab Michelle for the Democratic presidency choice. Making the music is Barack the orchestra leader.

Michelle says she’s “terrified” Trump will win . No casual burp. Was programmed. She’s sent a survey to Dem biggies asking their feelings about her candidacy.

Obama’s quietly angling for Joe to go. He’s weaseled up to this for a few weeks. Mouths aren’t talking. But mouths are knowing.

Over one year ago, summer of 2022, she was in NYC meeting several big hedge CEOs, and said, “I am running, and I am asking for your support.”

The Obamas are now nudging to force SloMo Joe to go. Drop out. It’s like who else is there?

Newsom’s California mismanagement and the looming $75 billion deposit is for sure no maybe. Christie’s now a helium balloon and they believe Nikki’s icky.

A Joe flop-out offers probability Michelle could wiggle in. Obama’s negotiating to make that happen.

Pay attention to them gurgling and burbling about the election.

About concern over Joe’s crappy polling , about bad Trump, about everything but Bad Bad LeRoy Brown.

Obamas aren’t into casual statements.

Devotees might also check Michelle’s pre-presidential attitudes. Not always good with certain non-minority ladies.

Our country ’tis of me me me — sweet land of policy. Here we are, greatest nation on earth and now UN-United States of America, NON-United States of America, DIS-United States of America. Supporting warring countries and fleeing migrants and rising costs and an addled president with his coddled family — are we not a great country or what?

Along with this kindness, love and patriotism comes MGM’s newie “The Beekeeper.”

In this hive, Jason Statham plays a government killing machine who buzzes around Minnie Driver, Jeremy Irons and “Hunger Games” vet Josh Hutcherson.

Hutcherson: “I play an unhinged wild man. I hunt people down and seek classic hardcore revenge in a very violent way. My character even treats the Jeremy Irons character like garbage.”

And every human not scrambling for office is writing. Not reading. Writing.

Jeremy Murphy, once editor of once CBS Watch magazine, is out with “Too Good to Fact Check.” Post Hill Press, this summer. Revelations like an hour to photograph Neil Patrick Harris in front of the Venice Orient Express and after five wardrobe changes they barely made the train. However, it made the book.

My own immensely important and superpowerful global position allows me access to a VIP Exclusive My-Eyes-Only very highly private international information feed.

It shows a fuzzy photo of then-Brit royals on the balcony of Buckingham Palace waving to subjects and what appears maybe to be Prince Harry’s wife maybe giving the finger to HRH William’s someday-to-be Queen Catherine.

Only in London, kids, only in London.